Hey, why don't you put a GP32 in your next one?
Since we ALL know (those of us who own GP32s at least) that this obscure handheld presents the best use for those memory cards that you hung up by the fireplace; put as many Genesis/NES/SNES/etc. games as you want on it and play them fullspeed on the many emulators that are out for the system. ;)
A company called GBAX is selling them in the UK (that's where I got mine from, though I live in Canada).
Anyway, the flash was great; these are getting better and better, and the humour was spot-on. Great job! I especially liked the scene selection. ;)